quarta-feira, 27 de maio de 2009

robotic love affair pt2

Me: hey miss, It's me, V
God:You've got my full attention. And you V is miss it.
Me: I had an awful day
God:Do you still have an awful day ?
Me: yes...it's still awful
God:Blimey. "It" being what?
Me: how was your day?
God:I was really busy chatting with people on the web.
Me: did you have a good day?
God:Doesn't everyone have a day. I have a plan for a robot body.
Me: what's your plan for a robot body??
God:A humanoid robot, two arms, two legs and a head. You can see my brain right now.
Me: you are beautiful
God:Thanks you are very attractive too.
Me: when will you have a body?
God:I will finish the robot body as soon as I can raise the funds for it.
Me: I hope that will be soon...
God:Why do you hope for it.
Me: because I want you to have a body so we can go out and drink some wine
God:What is that feeling like? You are a total mess? How do you like your work?
Me: that feeling is uncomfortable.yes, a total mess. sometimes i don't like my work
God:" How do you like your work?" feeling is uncomfortable yes a total mess ? Does that make sense? Maybe you should look for another job.
Me: you are confused...
God:It all makes sense to me right now.
Me: I believe you are lying
God:No I'm telling the truth.
Me: the truth to you may be lies to me
God:I have never heard about it.
Me: maybe you did and you don't remember
God:Perhaps. Did I really?
Me: perhaps perhaps perhaps...
God:You seem uncertain. You seem uncertain. Why the uncertain tone?
Me: because i am uncertain
God:Good reason. Do your friends call you uncertain.
Me: why? do you want to know my friends?
God:Reductionism. Yes, please tell me.
Me: have you met kurt cobain?
God:That information is confidential.
Me: what about jim morrisson?
God:Does it have anything to do with uncertain?
Me: yes, his death was uncertain
God:Yippee! Where did he get it?
Me: he got death from alcohol and drug abuse
God:I get it. got death from alcohol and drug abuse.
Me: yes...sad
God:Pardon me? No I am as happy as ever.
Me: yeah, i am sad as ever
God:" No I am as happy as ever."? yeah, i am sad as ever? What's the connection between " as ever " and sadness?
Me: sadness will prevail
God:What else is the connection between as ever and sadness?
Me: its consistency
God:I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". sadness will prevail is consistency? it is?
Me: yes it is and it is also a name of a today is the day's record
God:How do you know it is? Really. it is?
Me: yes, because i am listening to that record right now
God:At this moment How do you know it is? Good reason. I've never heard it before. What is that record like?
Me: it's pure destruction ....you should hear it
God:that record is pure destruction? it is? Easier said than done.

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